It's that time again... Missing the Christmas Quiz

[jenonnet]

Oh for the old times and the wonderful Christmas Quiz!!

I really do miss it. Believe it or not it made my Christmas better and I miss it so much! It was such fun to do, albeit a tad difficult at times, especially for those of us who aren't really up on celebs and modern stuff!
That said, I actually won a prize twice! Unheard of for me usually!!

Anyone like to muckle one up in quick time for us all to do??? (shall I hold my breath?..... or not!

[Worldlife]

Jen - your offer to hold your breath reminds me.........

Doctor:- "Now, big breaths, Eva."

Eva:- (Lisps) "Yeth and I'm only thixteen."

Always happy to snorkel and breathe together

[jenonnet]

Vic.... groan!!!! Someone really should tell you that the old ones aren't the best ones!! Hahaha!!!

Never mind, at least it was clean so I suppose we should be thankful for small mercies!!

[Worldlife]

Vic.... groan!!!! Someone really should tell you that the old ones aren't the best ones!! Hahaha!!!

Never mind, at least it was clean so I suppose we should be thankful for small mercies!!

Originally Posted by jenonnet

What's your rating on this one then? BTW there is no discrimination here because all the girls were using hair colourants

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the long distance Breast Stroke Championships.

The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant.

Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.

The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her.

They embraced the young girl as she came ashore.

After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."

[jenonnet]

Double groan!!! Knew what was coming before I read the ending!! There's no helping you is there... you're deffo beyond hope!! hahaha!!!!

[Worldlife]

Jen you might like these from the Sandra Hill dumb men website:-


A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"Well........It's not unusual........."

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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap for shorts.

The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer, at the appropriate point in the process told him that he would now need to choose and enter a password. Something he use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in, "p...e...n...i...s." His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.

[jenonnet]

It's definitely official..... there's no hope for you whatsoever!!