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Old 19-May-2002, 18:45
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people. Victor Borge.
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Old 23-May-2002, 12:24
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"Mother Nature is wonderful. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turing them into teenagers."
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PS: Never mind Sil, your just fast-tracking
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Old 23-May-2002, 12:30
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,, i spect he is relieved to have gotten to skip the "nappy" stage tho ,,

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Old 23-May-2002, 12:35
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"Every Cloud has a Silver lining" eh

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Old 24-May-2002, 21:29
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A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
Too True

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Old 24-May-2002, 21:36
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Default now THIS is what I call 'quote' of the day,,LOL

you can dip your penis into it - providing you have one that is ..,


Sil
what's he like??

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Old 24-May-2002, 21:41
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what's he like??
Certainly not 'Tasty' Tebs

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Old 24-May-2002, 22:04
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you got that right ,, *sneaks off to the kitchen to replace the goo in the marmite jar, with nutella*

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Old 24-May-2002, 22:12
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*sneaks off to the kitchen to replace the goo in the marmite jar, with nutella*
That stuff is good enough to eat..........

....... Sheesh, now thats living DANGEROUSLY

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Old 24-May-2002, 23:34
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Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

Oscar Wilde , as he sipped champagne on his deathbed
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Old 25-May-2002, 00:00
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Hey, this is the 100th quote

.......even if I have contributed 90 of em so what....

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." Socrates.
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Old 25-May-2002, 00:14
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"If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics."
Francis Bacon, Essays, 1625
........but I'll join the celebrations -just to be sociable

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Old 25-May-2002, 00:25
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but I'll join the celebrations -just to be sociable
That is such a mean phrase Vic

Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man. Francis Bacon.
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Old 25-May-2002, 12:24
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After that slap Fenix I have no intention of saving your bacon

I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.
James M. Barrie

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Old 27-May-2002, 11:57
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Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments. Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds, or bends with the remover to remove. William Shakespeare
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Old 28-May-2002, 22:26
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Some friends play at friendship, but a true friend sticks closer than one's nearest kin. [Proverbs 18:24]
Amen

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Old 28-May-2002, 22:29
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1000 views

and with that I'll say goodbye, nice to have chatted with you

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Old 22-July-2002, 22:54
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One for STS
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." Mario Andretti
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Old 22-July-2002, 23:36
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Curse the blasted jelly-boned swines, the slimy belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding rotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied pulseless lot that make up England today. They've got the white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed... Why, why why, was I born an Englishman!
D.H. LAWRENCE
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**** me it's intact
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Old 23-July-2002, 00:14
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Default God.......

Hi,

Andretti........ A God.

Nuff said.

STS (In Worship Mode)
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Old 23-July-2002, 09:37
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Default One for Rio maybe...?

Our income are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and trip. Charles Colton
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Old 23-July-2002, 09:42
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Default .....and , so true :lol

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. W C Fields
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Old 23-July-2002, 15:55
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@ WC Fields.....

money is the route of all evil.......but the scenery is bloody excellent


I said that
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Old 24-July-2002, 12:55
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but the scenery is bloody excellent
Sure is til you get to the HOT place

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. Jerry lee Lewis


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Old 24-July-2002, 13:11
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Hi,

Oh. And Fenix....

If you get there before F/B or myself would you be so kind as to save us a couple of lounge seats near to the fire.

I said that.... STS
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Old 24-July-2002, 15:09
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and order three Tinderloos and a round of Sambuca's
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Old 24-July-2002, 16:21
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Absolutely, seating and refreshments on the House

though I dare say Vic will have already got himself settled

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Edit:...oh yeah, and the quote..
If there is no Hell a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses. William. A. Sunday
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Old 24-July-2002, 19:22
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From a dark corner of the room W/L emerges with a carafe of home made Sangria (with added brandy and liqueurs). Offers a glass to all..



I'm a born again atheist - GORE VIDAL
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Old 24-July-2002, 21:45
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Now i LIKE this one......

Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards!
From a T shirt - author anon.
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Old 25-July-2002, 11:35
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People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
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Edit: PS....and there's only one Phoenix here
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