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Old 15-March-2004, 13:30
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Default Caption Competition (15 March 2004)

As the winner of the previous comp it's my turn to post the pic...



Good Luck!

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Old 15-March-2004, 13:47
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"Footprinting, the latest thing in airport security"
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Old 15-March-2004, 13:53
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"The designers of the first Segway prototypes forgot it's NOT pedal powered...."

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Old 15-March-2004, 14:11
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I told that bloody assistant I wanted a size 8!
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Old 15-March-2004, 14:12
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"hey look! When I put my foot in here my clothes turn brown"

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Old 15-March-2004, 14:14
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Bob was fine tuning his technique on his new ShovelMaster 2000
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Old 15-March-2004, 14:20
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"Bob, has doubts as the effectiveness of the new 'one footed' treadmill"
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Old 15-March-2004, 14:48
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bob demonstrates it's safe put his foot into the giant pencil sharpner..

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Old 15-March-2004, 14:53
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Eric demonstrates the latest Rontelstar pocket dog muck remover*















*Not available in the shops
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Old 15-March-2004, 15:03
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Bob practices the 'hokey pokey' in earnest,,,,,"umm, how does it go? Oh yeah,,you put your right foot in,,, you take your right foot out,,,,,,,,,,,"

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Old 15-March-2004, 15:09
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"Oops, that wasn't meant to happen"
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Old 15-March-2004, 15:12
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bob only remembers he's wearing steel toe capped shoes after turning on the electo-magnet from the r&d dept...

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Old 15-March-2004, 15:19
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What do you mean new bidet?
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Old 15-March-2004, 15:48
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"Trimble took time out to play with the new body shredder before introducing it to the police force"
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Old 15-March-2004, 15:51
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S*&t............ Now I've put my foot in it!
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Old 15-March-2004, 15:55
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I have found Saddam, he is in here!
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Old 15-March-2004, 16:22
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I know we all should be driving smaller cars, but this is just stupid.
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Old 15-March-2004, 20:03
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"Bob was used to watching hardcore extreme porn"
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Old 15-March-2004, 20:54
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Tests once again prove what we have always known, being over 60 Bob couldn't find the clutch unless he could see it
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Old 15-March-2004, 21:20
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Flying carpets move into the 21st century!
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Old 15-March-2004, 21:25
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The revolutionary p&ss bag recycling unit
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Old 15-March-2004, 21:34
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The revolutionary new porta-womb from Nosmeg industries,produces it's first 58 year old,fully-grown man.

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Old 15-March-2004, 21:35
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As Harold finally emerged from his new compact caravan, he wondered how he had ever got into it in the first place.
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Old 15-March-2004, 23:59
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most pple seem to use "bob" .
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Old 16-March-2004, 00:06
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He looks like a Bob
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Old 16-March-2004, 00:15
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Originally posted by Tebs
He looks like a Bob
it's prolly the way his head moves up and down as he pushes his foot into the leg straightner ?

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Old 16-March-2004, 19:27
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So this is how they extract corn syrup?
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Old 18-March-2004, 01:34
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Janice was simply ecstatic beyond measure when the new Humanoid Replicator she'd purchased from Argos popped out her ideal Husband.
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Old 18-March-2004, 02:23
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Some of these are very funny

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Old 18-March-2004, 08:33
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Nigel soon found out that his new wall-to-wall vacuum cleaner was a tad more powerful than the specs led him to believe.
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