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Old 29-September-2005, 12:07
ormus55
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Default men never listen.

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get

into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse

noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if

you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he

had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters:

WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched

them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently

upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't

have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air

replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder

puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to

this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving.

When the powder puff completed, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button

which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he

opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring

down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I

remember was pushing the ATR buttonThe nurse replied, "The button

marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.

Your penis is under your pillow."

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