Insult of the day

[greatlover]

I'll never forget a face, but in your case i'll make an exception

Don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on it's own

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want some of them to like you?

I'll bet your father spent the first ten years of your life throwing rocks at the stork

The smallest minds always have the biggest mouths

The wheel is still spinning, but the hampster is dead

You are cruelly depriving a village of an idiot

when you go to a mindreader do you get half price

You're very open minded - is that how your brain slipped out?

I like the material of your dress - you were lucky to get so much of it

You have a nasty speech impediment - your foot

Have a nice day - somewhere else

I'd follow you anywhere - but only out of morbid curiosity

[Tia]

Love them!
Not that I'd be cheeky enough to use any of them though

[greatlover]

I find that very difficult to believe Princess, I may be wrong of course, and if I am, please forgive me, but somehow, I don't see you spending your younger days being brought up in a convent. At least not based on some of your reply's. Wicked, wicked, love 'em.

[Tia]

I've never been rude to anyone

[greatlover]

I believe you Princess xx

[Tia]

I only got wicked as I grew up