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Old 30-May-2003, 17:51
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Talking 30 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Man

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. You can be President.
5. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
9. You never have to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky."
10. Same work... more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux Rental $100.
14. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
15. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
17. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
18. Your socks are not attached to your underpants.
19. Your phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
20. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
21. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
22. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
23. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
24. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
25. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
26. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
27. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
28. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
30. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
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Old 31-May-2003, 09:41
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Old 31-May-2003, 09:50
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Not too far from the truth
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Old 31-May-2003, 11:33
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I always thought it was better to be a man. There is the proof.
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Old 02-June-2003, 13:12
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Higher pay, cheaper clothes, so I'm sure you'll be able to get finance for the op.
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Old 02-June-2003, 13:17
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lol scarily true!
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Old 03-June-2003, 17:01
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But it's tough being a man.....


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the ratrace,
you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive b*stard.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self-defence.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a
pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.....THEY WANT TO!!
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Old 03-June-2003, 17:11
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..more truth
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Old 03-June-2003, 19:25
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Old 04-June-2003, 11:35
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Thank you Keith, I was beginning to suspect that I could never do anything right! How difficult do women find it to do the right thing? I'm sure someone will post soon ....
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