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23-April-2006, 14:57
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To "Lay a ghost" or a case of "difficilis audituru esse"
Thought I would share this with you!!!!
In a country village lived a couple, and the man was sent to prison for 3 years for some felony, on his release he found his wife had a baby who was now 18months old, he sued for divorce. In court her plea was "my previous husbands' ghost had visited me in the night" etc. etc. The judge bellowed out "Do you really expect me, or any reasonable intelligent being, to believe this rubbish, a person having sexual intercourse with a ghost" a little voice at the back of the court shouted out "I do me lord, Ive seen it" the judge looking annoyed said "bring this man up here" man brought up and the Judge asked him "are you telling me that youv'e seen a ghost having sexual relations with a human being" Little rustic gentleman replied " Beg you pardon me lord I thought you said A GOAT"
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23-April-2006, 18:51
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Re: To "Lay a ghost" or a case of "difficilis audituru esse"
Very amusing Apps
  
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23-April-2006, 23:41
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Re: To "Lay a ghost" or a case of "difficilis audituru esse"
lol
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