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Old 16-May-2001, 13:18
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slice of her fortune if he does one little thing for her...

Stokesy rubs his chin...

'...it couldn't be worse than setting up Locahell, so what the heck...'

He asked her what she wanted doing...he couldn't believe it when she whispered in his ear...
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Old 16-May-2001, 13:23
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Old 16-May-2001, 13:43
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Old 16-May-2001, 13:44
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Old 16-May-2001, 15:34
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Come home again @ 15:30 when we are semi-drunk. That way it will be of no consequence when we get into the kitchen to..........


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Old 16-May-2001, 15:52
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Old 16-May-2001, 16:04
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cover it in all manner of condiments and eat it all up.

However, the sausage in question had other ideas...it jumped off the plate just as we were about to cover it in HP sauce and tabasco and...
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Old 16-May-2001, 16:06
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Old 16-May-2001, 22:03
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Old 16-May-2001, 23:22
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Old 17-May-2001, 03:37
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......Clean it all up
3 days and £750 later, the kitchen is clean. then the postman comes and pops a letter through the door. he opens it. It says........
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Old 17-May-2001, 04:13
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"Hey Mate, its your Uncle Onslo.."

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Old 17-May-2001, 07:25
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"I'm back from the outer reaches of the internet bringing tales of isp's, and telco's - all on slides!!!
Can we all gather in the chat room and have a fun night of slides and horlicks??"
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Old 17-May-2001, 09:06
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The next day he discovers there are no Rowntree's jelly packs in the larder. Fortunately he discovers a tube of instant jelly in the bedroom. Happily he applies the KY Jelly in decorative swirls over the fruit salad he is preparing for a candlelit dinner ...................
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Old 17-May-2001, 10:46
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Old 17-May-2001, 11:19
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hamster called freddy.
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Old 17-May-2001, 11:20
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who had a really tiny...
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Old 17-May-2001, 11:33
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Old 17-May-2001, 11:35
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Old 17-May-2001, 11:40
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enjoy himself as much as other hamsters.

Meanwhile, his owner was..
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Old 17-May-2001, 11:41
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Old 17-May-2001, 12:05
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Old 17-May-2001, 13:10
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while the mutt returned the favour by licking his nuts which...
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Old 17-May-2001, 13:18
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..pet parrot...

[Edit... ignore had a whole batch of posts come up in one go]
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Old 17-May-2001, 13:22
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..really pleased the owner. He liked them much better with the chocolate licked off.
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Old 17-May-2001, 13:25
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Old 17-May-2001, 13:29
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... the licking continued until...
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The owner had enough. After all, it would be time for lunch soon..didnt wanna spoil his appetite.

Then the phone rang. It was..
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Old 17-May-2001, 13:44
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