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Old 21-May-2001, 17:46
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poor sigs happened upon that lowlife tabloid The Scream on Sunday...delivered by a hospital visitor with little taste.

(they didn't catch up with him btw...he caught his naked self in the car door).

What was on the front page, there for the whole world to see?

Yes, you guessed it....
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Old 21-May-2001, 17:50
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his shortcommings finally revealed!!, this cause a mass hysteria, which in turn,,,,,,,,
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Old 21-May-2001, 18:09
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reminded him he couldnt read the dam thing anyway, he'd left his glasses at home!

just then a nurse came through the door,

'time for you bedbath' she said,

he squinted to see, could it be,, was it?.. surely not,, S-J was working part time as a nurse in the very same hospital!!
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Old 21-May-2001, 18:21
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at least it looked like SJ,,,, who can be identified by the chocolate drooling down her mouth,,,,, but upon closer inspection,, it wasn't SJ at all! it was,,,,,,,,
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Old 21-May-2001, 19:32
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It was Liz Hurley ( ).

She was everso like SJ....
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Old 21-May-2001, 20:07
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lmao,,,
they had the memorial services for the poor guy after he died from laughing,, which brought together many of the old scream regulars,,,including someone that no one ever expected to show up,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Old 21-May-2001, 21:27
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DTW..in his second hand BT van with a picture of Busby on the side.."hey you lot..is Mega coming?..I'm right here said......
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Old 22-May-2001, 14:46
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Mega (doing his impression of Marvin)

Alongside Mega was a few other screamers...one of these was our resident cassanova, Tony H.

He had a bevy of screamer lovelies on his lap...

Everyone set off for the funeral...and as the vicar placed the coffin into the ground a faint tapping could be heard...
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Old 23-May-2001, 17:03
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DTW put his hand into his left pocket and pulled out an object which to all intents and purposes looked like a....
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Old 23-May-2001, 17:17
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WOL pager...

No, couldn't be...

Is he?...

DTW is....
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Old 23-May-2001, 17:27
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a WOL undercover agent, this was confirmed by Mega as he handed DTW a business card that had dropped out DTW's trousers as he extracted the WOL pager. Damn it was frustrating not knowing what secret message had come through..DTW obviously had the thing on vibrate as just before he pulled it out he had given a little "ooohhh!!" sound.."HELP HELP SOMEBODY HELP" everyones eyes were immediately diverted to the coffin.."MY GOD" exclaimed.....
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