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Old 14-August-2006, 20:59
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Default Re: Earth set for Mars close encounter

on a lighter note on the same sex ed subject matter

True story this one


Little boy of 10 playin on the drive an dad comes home from work....

Dad says hi son how was school today

little boy answered we had sex education to day an i know how you do it.....

oh says dad a little taken aback by his 10 year old.....

so says dad it was a special lesson

Yes said the boy and we got to ask questions if we wanted to......

Dad says and did you ask a question son.....

Yes replies the little boy.....


ahhh and what did you ask replies his dad


straight out the little boy says i asked.......


Why is a Fangina called a Box????
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Now about the cosmos and the planets?

An more close encounters due?
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Old 15-August-2006, 09:13
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Jetmizer dont blame me, I did once suggest having "practicals" in sex lessons, but I was castigated in the staff room, so obviously that ruled me out.
I feel a merry quip coming on ( a treat at my time of life) "I have a foot but I don't use it as a rule" GEDDIT?
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Old 15-August-2006, 20:42
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Jetmizer dont blame me, I did once suggest having "practicals" in sex lessons, but I was castigated in the staff room, so obviously that ruled me out.
I feel a merry quip coming on ( a treat at my time of life) "I have a foot but I don't use it as a rule" GEDDIT?
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Practical lessons would be of much more use i am sure

i thought it was "I have a 12" but I don't use it as a rule"

i was asked by a lady to give her 12" once so i did it 4 times
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Old 16-August-2006, 12:08
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Default Re: Earth set for Mars close encounter

Now about the cosmos and the planets?

An more close encounters due?
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Did you catch the Perseids, aka the tears of Laurence over the weekend? It was quite a spectacular show even with the nearly full moon. We saw two Earthgrazers.

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No i missed that one *sigh*
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Jetmizer dont blame me, I did once suggest having "practicals" in sex lessons, but I was castigated in the staff room, so obviously that ruled me out.
I feel a merry quip coming on ( a treat at my time of life) "I have a foot but I don't use it as a rule" GEDDIT?
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Images of John Clease's famous sketch come to mind!
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