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Old 27-December-2013, 07:27
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Question:- How were the Three Wise Men able to verify the birth weight of Jesus?

Answer:- They had a weigh in the manger

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The ooo-arrr bird is so called because it lays square eggs.
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Groan!! That's terrible Worldlife! Who's been watching The Big Bang Theory then andrew??

Question: What TV programme do Pelicans watch?

Answer: The Bill.
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Groan!! That's terrible Worldlife! Who's been watching The Big Bang Theory then andrew??

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Thats just as groan worthy too you know !
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Thats just as groan worthy too you know !
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rofl... I know!!! Good isn't it??!!
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Even more groans.........

Q What did Santa do when he went speed dating?

A He pulled a cracker.
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Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?


A. Claustrophobia!
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