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Old 21-January-2014, 21:09
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Our dog is fascinated by human behaviour - particularly if he hears the toilet roll turning. It often results in him to pushing the bathroom door open.

He just wags his tail when we complain "Is there no privacy in this house?" In our household all, except the dog, respect that butt wiping is something that is done privately.

I was dreading the possibility that I might not be able to wipe my own butt after a major operation. Before surgery I was fortunately able to find a device for the disabled that would have enabled me to do it myself.

Purchasers reviews of some products made hilarious reading with equipment unable to release tissues and others with people unable to aim it at the right place and messing up the loo.

Fortunately I did not need to use the device that is a sculptured handle with a release mechanism for the paper clamped at the end.

At a party or after a meal if it can now be passed around broad minded people. Amazing what they think it might be and how it should be used
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Old 21-January-2014, 21:51
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Old 22-January-2014, 00:16
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Ha ha!! I've never known or owned a dog yet that respected the butt wiping privacy rule!!

I'd love to be a fly on the wall at your gatherings where that hand is passed round to hear the suggestions that your guests make as to what it's supposed to be used for!!
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Old 22-January-2014, 05:44
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<snip>I'd love to be a fly on the wall at your gatherings where that hand is passed round to hear the suggestions that your guests make as to what it's supposed to be used for!!
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Most of the women seem to see the handle as part that can be used and cannot understand the reason for the slots or clip at the other end (hey the thought of a hand was perhaps just in your imagination) They suggest an add on attachment is missing! The nearest the fellas get is something to do with motoring -- like a screen wiper holder- but have yet to come up that it might be linked to a dipstick

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Old 22-January-2014, 14:05
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I bet the suggestions are very funny, especially when you know what it's really used for!!
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Old 23-January-2014, 07:26
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I bet the suggestions are very funny, especially when you know what it's really used for!!
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...particularly if you put it in a plain box with a tube of KY jelly. That can cause girls and some of the fellas to see things from a different viewpoint.

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Old 23-January-2014, 09:04
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...particularly if you put it in a plain box with a tube of KY jelly. That can cause girls and some of the fellas to see things from a different viewpoint.

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Oohhh, you're soooo naughty!!!
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It's just the way some people read the posts! Naughty girl!

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Old 23-January-2014, 23:07
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Never mind you playing the sweet and innocent Worldlife!! It won't wash with me!!
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Never mind you playing the sweet and innocent Worldlife!! It won't wash with me!!
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Another Freudian slip! The "wash with me" is a clear signal!

Could this provocative talk lead this innocent fella to erotic thoughts of showers and soap

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Old 24-January-2014, 22:18
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No, never soap!! It's so drying to the skin!! Moisturising body wash is much kinder... and of course, while your skin is still damp after the shower, a coating of baby oil all over is a must... keeps your bod so nice and soft and moisturisy, silky smooth and sexy.... and even better if applied by someone else...........
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No, never soap!! It's so drying to the skin!! Moisturising body wash is much kinder... and of course, while your skin is still damp after the shower, a coating of baby oil all over is a must... keeps your bod so nice and soft and moisturisy, silky smooth and sexy.... and even better if applied by someone else...........
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Glad I am first on the scene!

Helps to dry your back.... and any other places that are still damp.

Strokes your hair and leads you to a soft carpet before a real fire.

Warms the oil in his hands...............
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Old 25-January-2014, 11:36
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Soft carpet in front of a warm fire sounds very nice... mood music in the background, dimmed lights, mmmmmm, very relaxing................
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After pouring the chilled champagne and enjoying the warm of the fire looks into your eyes and ***smiles*** Then rubs the warm oil onto your shoulders. Lifting your hair away from your neck oils and massages there too gradually releasing your tense muscles.
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Mmmmmmm, soooooo gooooood. Hope you've put lavender oil in with the baby oil.... such a lovely relaxing scent... does your skin good too.
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Old 25-January-2014, 19:58
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Oh dear (is it polite to tell her? - Yes I will) Sorry lavender tends to make me sneeze. Body Shop have some nice fragrant massage oils - can I bring one round. Any preferences?
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Oh dear (is it polite to tell her? - Yes I will) Sorry lavender tends to make me sneeze. Body Shop have some nice fragrant massage oils - can I bring one round. Any preferences?
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Pity about the lavender, it's my favourite and is quite beneficial... never mind though, there are plenty of other fragrance oils that have a similar effect... and experimentation is not a bad thing.
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Back to the deep pile soft rug in front of the fire and The Beatles' Norwegian Wood or Je T'Aime playing quietly in the background.......
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Feeling the heat from the fire and the warmth radiating from your body loosens the belt of his shorty robe. (note to moderator - this is because I am really getting hot and so is Jen)

Chinks his glass of Moet against yours.

Relaxes to the softly playing music
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lol only you Worldlife could make such a thread.
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lol only you Worldlife could make such a thread.
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lol, you're not wrong there Behemoth!!
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I think you may well be more broad minded than me !
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I think you may well be more broad minded than me !
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All good clean fun Behemoth... perfectly innocent... it's just what you care to read into it.
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