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Old 18-March-2004, 16:09
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Hi,

Bob knew it seemed stupid, but in the interest of economy he put his foot into the "save your shoe leather" machine and pulled the handle.

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Old 18-March-2004, 17:33
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Old 18-March-2004, 17:44
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Old 18-March-2004, 17:49
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Old 18-March-2004, 17:50
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Old 18-March-2004, 17:50
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Old 18-March-2004, 22:44
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Humane chopper for cutting off the right foot of all paedophiles
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Old 18-March-2004, 23:59
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Rampaging Dalek falls down manhole whilst eating pensioner alive.
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Old 19-March-2004, 00:07
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"Onslo was stuck in the mini rubbish bin for days,,meanwhile the caption contest ran on and on and on,,,,,,"
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Old 19-March-2004, 00:07
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Old 19-March-2004, 03:20
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Originally posted by AJ113
Rampaging Dalek falls down manhole whilst eating pensioner alive.
thats quite funny i must admit
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Old 19-March-2004, 05:48
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Try our new ShoeCleaner(TM), it'll really make your shoes shine!

ShoeCleaner(TM) includes our new patented DogSh1tCleaner(TM) technology for the easy removal of foreign debries on your footware.
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Old 19-March-2004, 06:13
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"New foot fetish sex toy finally hit's market"

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Old 19-March-2004, 09:02
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I will post the poll later today

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Old 24-March-2004, 07:11
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And the winner is :

Onslo was stuck in the mini rubbish bin for days,,meanwhile the caption contest ran on and on and on,,,,,,
Congrats to Tebs !

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P.S. Quick tip for you Tebs...don't forget about the caption competition for too long or else you will end up having to post multiple polls for all the entries
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Old 24-March-2004, 12:00
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Uh,, Thanks slo

Actually, since I have done one already,, I would like to defer to Davidmad, who's entry would be next.

pssst, David,, remember not to let the competition go on too long, or else you will end up having to post multiple polls for all the entries,,
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Old 24-March-2004, 19:27
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OK, it's a deal (and I didn't vote for myself either!) [Honest!]
I wonder if the mods can and/or do look to see.

I'm slaving away at work over a nasty FSA Form 57 (don't ask!) at the moment, when I arrive home or tomorrow at the latest I'll dig out a piccie.

I'm tempted to see if any of my own are suitable

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