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Old 04-November-2014, 12:02
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A few weeks ago we had a complaint from a neighbour that our dog had pooed on their front door step. Well our dog certainly does not eat berries! It was a fox poo.

In response we began strategic placing of our dog poo on the boundaries of our property.

The fox has now responded by depositing poo by both our back and front doors today this dominant animal is obviously trying to fence Scamp in!

Retaliated by moving the fox poo near to the boundaries of our property concealed in shrubs.

Instead of leaving Scamp's poo in the bins on the Common we are bringing it home and placing it to oppose the relocated fox deposits.

Vic is not a "flasher" he will helping Scamp by following the advice in this Daily Mail article

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Old 06-November-2014, 14:22
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Sure it's not the neighbour relocating the fox poo?
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Old 07-November-2014, 01:53
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Sure it's not the neighbour relocating the fox poo?
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No it is definitely psychological warfare between a wily fox and our dog!
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Old 22-November-2014, 16:39
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Hmmmm, wonder if that pee idea works with squirrels??? We don't have a fox problem... well not in our garden anyway, although I'm sure there's plenty of them over in the park opposite our cul-de-sac but we are having problems with a very persistent grey squirrel.

I have no problem with the squirrel coming for food, it's quite cute, even if it is a bolshy one but we can't stop it pinching all the birds seed and hewing our bird feeders up!!

Trouble is we have no adult males in our household to pee around the garden... think it might cause a few raised eyebrows to say the least if we started asking the old blokes that are our neighbours to let us have their pee in jars!! euwwwww!!!! Maybe I'll re-think that one and try to find a different way to stop it.
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Old 28-November-2014, 16:22
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lf you leave a legit postal address l'll see what l can do.. anything to help.
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Old 29-November-2014, 02:16
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lf you leave a legit postal address l'll see what l can do.. anything to help.
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lol, thanks Ray2 but I think it might just be a tad too much for the old biddies round here... they'd probably end up with a heart attack at such a sight!!
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You mean hysterical laughter can cause heart attack?.
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You mean hysterical laughter can cause heart attack?.
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Oh yes indeedy!!...... especially when you're 70 & 80 plus!!

The shock of seeing men's dingly dangly bits that they've forgotten what they looked like it's been so long... along with the hysterical laughter at the sight of them, could definitely cause them to come over all peculiar to say the least!! It doesn't take much at that age you know!

Considering myself and my other half are the youngest in our little cul-de-sac, we really don't want to have to utilise our first aid training time and time again... 'cos you know once the word gets round they'll all want to come and get a peek!!
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ok, l accept your refusal of my offer to both remove old foxy (allegedly) and amuse your.. ahem, " old biddies".. your consideration is duely noted. However, l am prepared to make a final offer.. how about my sending the recommended liquid in sealed plaggy bottles??... with the proviso that costs are covered.. without a warranty of success of course
Bare in mind that this is my final offer!!.
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ok, l accept your refusal of my offer to both remove old foxy (allegedly) and amuse your.. ahem, " old biddies".. your consideration is duely noted. However, l am prepared to make a final offer.. how about my sending the recommended liquid in sealed plaggy bottles??... with the proviso that costs are covered.. without a warranty of success of course
Bare in mind that this is my final offer!!.
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Hmmmm... that offer is very tempting, although plaggy bottles, even sealed well, may prove to be a tad flimsy giving that they are to be sent via the postal service. Also, I'm not quite sure my delicate constitution would stand up the uncorking and sprinkling over the squirrel's haunts.

I take on board your offer without a warranty, as due t the fact it's squirrels we are trying to deter and not foxes I can understand your reticence in providing any guarantees.

Given the intricacies involved in the mechanics of undertaking such a delicate procedure of extracting the said liquid and sprinkling it around the squirrel's haunts, whilst avoiding the backspray, I feel I must say 'thanks but not thanks' and decline your most generous offer.

Very clever play on words by the way... 'bare' in mind instead of 'bear, given the subject content in the last few posts!... pun intended I presume... and well executed.
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From poo to pee! Jen are you planning a fox free holiday?

Think I have found this lovely place with fragrant yellow roses!

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Hahaha!! Think I'll pass on that if you don't mind!!
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Hahaha!! Think I'll pass on that if you don't mind!!
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