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Old 13-February-2002, 01:03
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Default Toilet Humour -********* WARNING*********

In the spirit of the toilet humour abounding on TS......

this is an oldie but a goodie that did the email rounds a few years back! Apologies if you've seen it!




In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity from students, it will be our policy to teach
students through our program of:

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T).

We will try to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone
else. If you feel that you do not recieve your share of S.H.I.T. on
the course, please see your lecturer.

You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in:

DEPARTAMENTAL EDUCATION EVAULATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have
to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a career in
management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).

This course empahizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.


If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD
OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T).

Thank you,


BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

PS. Tell 5 other people who need S.H.I.T. in their life,
about this S.H.I.T. Just dont make me one of them, I have
already had my fill of S.H.I.T in my life. Thank you for your time.


Sincerely,

The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)
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Old 13-February-2002, 07:59
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My mother (who is 59), was handed this at work. She works in an hotel. She took great delight in bringing it home and passing it round everyone!

She now has a copy in her kitchen at home!
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Old 13-February-2002, 08:27
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In the spirit of the toilet humour abounding on TS......
Isn't that an exageration?
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Old 13-February-2002, 08:41
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Ok I take that Back F/B! I found the abounding toilet humour
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Old 13-February-2002, 09:53
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@ Beef

Follow yer nose!
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