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05-September-2002, 20:22
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Warning to STS.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable carpet burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby whole periods of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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05-September-2002, 20:27
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. 
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 Vic - Proud to be European and BritishLinks:- ""Treat the earth well: it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our Children." "Big Brother is watching you"
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06-September-2002, 02:31
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
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Beef. "Thinking about what you might not be able to control, only wastes time and energy, till it eventually becomes your enemy." 
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#5
06-September-2002, 08:02
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@ Beef Do you by any chance have a mirror on your side of the bed Beef? 
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06-September-2002, 08:04
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I was just about to say that I see something nasty every morning as I have a mirror on my side.
Tch - beaten!
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06-September-2002, 08:15
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 Astral my reputation is a stake here. Please be discreet.
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Vic - Proud to be European and BritishLinks:- ""Treat the earth well: it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our Children." "Big Brother is watching you"
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07-September-2002, 02:13
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Actually
Errrm that wasn't quite what I was trying to say
 I did though when at college have the privelige of seeing what I looked like as soon as I opened my eyes in the morning! I opened my eyes a certain morning and got a real scare as I just saw how scary I actually was at that time of the day. During the night my wardrobe door with full length mirror on it had come open. Enough for me to get a damn good look at how much uglier I was in the morning. Beef
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